Day 13- A letter to someone who has hurt you recently

Dear various corrupt bankers and retarded politicians that bankrupted Ireland,

Thanks to your fuck ups, this country is drowning in €50 billion of debt, which as you know (or do you? I am clearly addressing monkeys here) has caused a moratorium on recruitment in the Health Service Executive, which means that after 4 years of study and a bachelors degree in radiography, I am left unemployed having to volunteer my services in a busy x-ray department for no money just so I don't lose the skills and knowledge I spent so long attaining. This does wonders for one's self-confidence, I can assure you. Alas, I'm left feeling rather low and wondering when does my life start??? But enough about me. How was the holiday in Marbella? You look like a fucking orange.

Yours in unfathomable detestation,

J.O.H.